Diccionario para "gringos"

THE FIRST SPANISH FOR GRINGOS There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrases in spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry your problems have finished, if your are a gringo and you don't know how to speak spanish, the new "Diccionario para el gringo way" (Smart Gringo Dictionary) will be helpful in your learning. For instance,we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the difference and how easy is speak spanish.

1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
2. N L C John = en el sillon = on the arm chair
3. Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
4. This s poor as stunt air e us = Dices puras tonterias = you're saying dumb things.
5. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kinda sad
6. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
7. A key eye poor agree jug = aqui hay pura grilla = there's only politics around here.
8. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
9. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
10. Cell eye jug, one a what toe = Celaya Guanajuato = Celaya Guanajuato (City in central Mexico)
11. Be a has r when there us = viejas arguenderas = arguing bitches
12. Come at a lost ugh wack cat tess = comete los aguacates = eat the avocados
13. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando= stop bugging me.
14. Kit at tell loss war at chess = quitate los guaraches = take off your sandals
15. Ball add the pay jazz sad us = bola de payasadas = Silly stuff.
16. See eye = si hay = yes we have
17. T n s free o = tienes frio = are you cold?
18. T N S L P T O B N T S O = Adivina!!
19. Pooh row ped o = its all bull sh-t
20. Mass car eat a saw grad ah = mascarita sagrada = name for famous wrestler in Mexico
21. Seek ago in lost pant alone is = Adivina!!