You know you're in Arizona

Summer is here and in Arizona it can be quite an experience.

You know you're in Arizona when:

• Drivers think a red light is merely a suggestion
• You think someone wearing oven mitts while driving is clever
• You notice your car overheating before you drive it
• Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer
• People who have black cars or black upholstery are assumed to be nuts or out-of-state
• You notice the best place is determined by the amount of shade, not walking distance

Have a nice and safe summer!