You may all remember I was cellphoneless up until this past "Father's Day" when my son in law gave me one as a gift. For the record I still don't care for them and I hardly use it but it is getting some use.
I chose songs that would fit the caller and for "mi chica" I used one of my favorite country songs, "I love the way you love me" by John Michael Montgomery.
So here is the most awkward situation since I got it. Let me start by saying that not that it's any of your business and this may be a little too much information but I have been riding with "mi chica" to save gas, she drops me off at work and obviously picks me up in the afternoon (even though years ago we were also carpooling and she actually forgot me... but that's a totally different story).
This week she has been leaving work at 3:30 p.m. and it takes her about 20 minutes to get to my work, I checked the watch and decided that it was time to go wash my hands. While at the men's room I noticed that someone had just gone in there and was about to sit on the toilet, of course all I can see is the shoes so I have no clue who was there (nor was I interested to know), so I decide to take a piss (well I was in the proper place remember)and all of a sudden out of my right pocket the sound comes out "And I love the way you love me, strong and hard, slow and easy... shit! talk about timing, can you imagine how quiet a restroom is and all of a sudden John Michael Montgomery starts crooning that particular song.
Needless to say, I pushed it out as fast as I could, then barely wet my hands and stormed out of the restroom, I just didn't want "homey" whoever it may have been to think he was being serenaded.
As soon as I was out I picked up the call and told "mi chica" what had happened, she was laughing so hard and then when she picked me up we laughed some more.
However now if she calls me and there's a man around me I am going to muffle that song, I am afraid one of these "fools" will tell me "So, it was you..."
Would you have done it any different given that situation?
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8 comments:
ahahahaha I seriously LOL'ed. Oh man dad, you make my day. TOO FUNNY!
I would change your song pronto, lol... either that or stop having to pee :)
i would to the same like you.. haha, while reading this entry i laughed.. so funny.
Stop having to pee... good one! LOL. Too Funny!
Oh the visual...The night shift crew wants to know why I am laughing so hard!
Oh wow, what a tuff situation. However, Mahahahaha!
Oh I love the way you tell a story.....I can't stop laughing, Oh Jose, you are Joe Cool!
HAHAHA! I think cell phones are so common, the guy probably figured you had a call. I mean, at my work, some women sit on the can and hold conversations!
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